The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.
imagine what the shitposting game in the amish country is like
Father Amos: Rise and shine bretheren, it is time to till the earth and do good deeds in the eyes of the lord.
Slothful Jeremiah:
i miss just staying up until like 2am on tumblr and playing minecraft with the bros… those were truly the days and i didnt even know…